How to Speak About Men and Be Politically Correct
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -
He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" -
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" -
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" -
He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -
He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" -
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" -
He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" -
He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" -
He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants -
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."
posted by Marc Gunn @ Friday, June 17, 2005
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