How to Speak About Women and Be Politically Correct
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" -
She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" -
She is, "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" -
She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -
She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" -
She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" -
She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED".
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" -
She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you -
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" -
She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" -
She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" -
She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
posted by Marc Gunn @ Friday, June 17, 2005
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