Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (Lyrics)

The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
lyrics by Matt Hughes, Floyd Brigdon, and Marc Gunn, music by Marc Gunn

Performed by Marc Gunn
From CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs

[Bm]The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
[A]It's the drink I [F#m]never could master
It's like [Bm]having your brains smashed out by a lemon,
[G]Wrapped [A]'round a gold [Bm]brick
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
[A]Just one look I'm off the [F#m]wagon faster
It's like a mugging, a beating, a [G]kick in the head
I'm [D]broke and I [A]wish I were [Bm]dead.

I've [A]hitchhiked intergalactic super highways
The [Bm]bypass, back roads, all along the byways
At [G]every stop, at [D]every bar
The Pan-[A]Galactic Gargle Blaster hits [Bm]me like a car
I've had porters, stouts, ales and lagers
Rum, Coke Whiskey and lots of Jager
I've had 42 different kinds of wine
But there's only one drink to unhinge my mind

It's got that Ol' Janx Spirit juice from a bottle
Pour into one measure of Santraginus seawater
I'd make another gallon if I could remember how it went
But the last time I drank it, I lost 3 months rent
The whales, the dolphins, the mices, too,
They all know about this brew.
The Vogon warn about it in their verse
But, of the two, I'm not sure which is worse.

So all you hitchhikers take my advice
Don't drink it once, don't drink it twice
If you drink it at all, drink it very carefully
Tho if you drink it all, you'll die quite cheerfully!