Will Ye Turn, Lassie, Turn

Will Ye Turn, Lassie, Turn

Lyrics by Shannon Creamer, music Francis McPeake Shannon did it again. Last year, she filked the filk, “Do Virgins Taste Better” and turned it into a pirate song for my upcoming album Dragons vs. Pirates. Now she’s turned “Wild Mountain Thyme” into a song about undead. Will the madness ever stop!? Oh, the twilight is upon […]

Isn’t It Grand, Boys, to Be Walking Undead (lyrics)

Isn’t It Grand, Boys, to Be Walking Undead (lyrics)

“Isn’t It Grand, Boys, to Be Walking Undead” by Cathy Dailey, music traditional song “Isn’t It Grand, Boys” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs Look at the corpses, bloated and rotting Isn’t it grand boys to be walking undead? (brains, Brains, BRAINS!) No time for praying Just time for a bloody last cry And […]

Those Characters Died (Lyrics)

“Those Characters Died” lyrics by Marc Gunn D&D parody of “People Who Died” by Jim Carroll Performed by Marc GunnFrom CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs Rat robbed a dragon level 32 beware, Little did he know it was Tiamat’s lair Runt went to Tiamat to seek is revenge, His hairy halfling toes were completely singed Dag was […]