by Marc Gunn, 1993

It was so long ago, I can only imagine I had bought a box of Oreos and was dunking them in milk while watching Ferris Bueller. But who knows where this parody idea came from.

It's an Oreo cookie, now (Oreo cookie)
Should I twist or dunk? (twist or dunk)
C'mon, c'mon where's my glass of milk now? (where's my milk)
Don't tell me that it's drunk. (don't say it's drunk)

I like to eat the middle out (eat the middle)
And bite it all around (bit all around)
Don't even try to dunk it, now (don't try to dunk it)
Don't want the Oreo to drown (don't let it drown)

Hey, it's getting soggy, now (getting soggy)
You see you dunked too long (dunked it too long)
I don't want to eat it now (don't want to eat it)
Don't you know that that's wrong (so very wrong)

Who drank all the milk, right now? (who drank the milk)
Now my mouth's so dry. (my mouth is dry)
I got no milk for my Oreos (got no milk)
Now it feels like I could die. (feels like I'll die)

Twist it, twist it, twist the Oreo, now (twist the Oreo)
Twist it, twist it, twist the Oreo, now (twist the Oreo)
Twist it, twist it, twist the Oreo, now (twist the Oreo)
Ahhhhhhhhhh(low) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhhh(high)

Ahhhhhhhhhh(low) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhhh(high)

Eat your Oreo cookie, now (Oreo cookie)
Should I twist or dunk? (twist or dunk)
C'mon, c'mon, where's my glass of milk now? (where's my milk?)
Don't tell me that it's drunk (don't say it's drunk)

You know you twist your Oreo, (twist your Oreo)
You know you twist it so fine. (twist so fine)
Come on and twist before you dunk, right now, (twist before you dunk)
But get your own these are mine. (get your own)

Twist it, twist it, twist the Oreo, now (twist the Oreo)
Twist it, twist it, twist the Oreo, now (twist the Oreo)
Twist it, twist it, twist the Oreo, now (twist the Oreo)
Ahhhhhhhhhh(low) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhh(higher) Ahhhhhhhhhhh(high)