It's official. I've now heard people on both sides of the political arena say if their candidate doesn't win then they are moving to another country. I think it's absurd to even say jokingly. But then I like satirizing the absurd, so I thought of a fun game to make fun of all candidates.

Yup. I want to know if your candidate does not win, where are you moving to and why that location. To help spur this along, I'm gonna start with both candidates.

If Obama wins, I'm moving to Iran since Obama is Muslim, the United States will be turned into more of a Muslim Nation than Iran.

If McCain wins, I'm moving to China because China, at least, is slowly becoming less of a totalitarian government that commits fewer human rights violations than the U.S. will.

There's your starting point. Two ridiculously stupid comments that some people might actually believe. Now it's your turn. If your candidate doesn win, where are you moving to?