by Marc Gunn, August 22, 2004 Breaking up is difficult. But learning to forgive one’s self is even more difficult, and it’s never easy to break the cycle, heal, and move on. Bathing in self-induced depression. Longing for natural love. Wondering if I gave it up. Hoping I’ll soon recover. Praying I will heal quickly. […]
Author Archives: Marc Gunn
Kitty Cat (Lyrics, parody of Mari Mac)
Lyrics by Pam Owens, June 7, 2004 I started playing with this in my head after I sent you the joking list of songs last night for your new “Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers” album! I know it’s pretty strange! Comes from 27 years of being an alcohol and drug counselor. Now I have […]

Black Is the Color (of My Cat’s Fur)
“Black Is the Color (of My Cat’s Fur)” (parody “Black Is the Color”) by Marc Gunn, Bard 6/30/2004 Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers Black is the color of my cat’s fur. Her whiskers are like the finest myrrh She has the kindest eyes and the gentlest paws I love the […]

Lord of the Pounce (Lyrics, parody of Lord of the Dance)
“Lord of the Dance” lyrics by Marc Gunn, Bard 8/5/2004, music traditional Shaker hymn called “Simple Gifts” and parody of “Lord of the Dance” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers I pounced in the morning when the world was begun. I pounced on the moon and the stars all for fun. […]

The Demented Cat Game (Lyrics, parody of Patriot Game)
by Marc Gunn, Bard 8/5/2004 Parody of “Patriot Game” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers Come all ye young fellows and listen while I sing For the love of a kitty cat is terrible thing. He’ll banish your senses. You’ll be prisoner to his pain. And he’ll make you a part […]
I’ll Tell My Cat (Lyrics, parody of I’ll Tell My Ma)
by Marc Gunn, Bard 7/16/2004 parody of “I’ll Tell My Ma” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers I’ll tell my cat when I come home, “Leave the furniture alone.” She tore my sheets and shred my couch. I’m tired of coming home a grouch. –chorus– But she is loving. She is […]
Going to Hollywood for the Into the West LOTR Oscar Party!
What an amazing weekend! Now, where do I begin…? Hollywood was awesome! Ye know, I didn’t really expect to enjoy the city as much as I did. I had quite a very negative stereotypes towards the Los Angeles area, but now I see why people flock to that city and California in general. There’s definitely […]

The Bridge (Lyrics)
“The Bridge” Lyrics and music Marc Gunn, 2000 Performed by Marc Gunn From: The Bridge Was it something I said that made you angry with me, Made you dig a deep river to keep you from me? Oh, the water is rushing, come to sweep me away ‘Less I die of sorrow, I will cross it today. […]
Liquid Sunshine (Lyrics)
Lyrics and music by Marc Gunn Performed by Marc Gunn From: The Bridge A field of lavender I gaze With the wind and the morning haze The wind blows soft my hair With the fragrance of the morning air Gently I stroke your cheek A tender touch of electricity And the petals glow soft on your face […]