Lyrics by Pam Owens, June 7, 2004 I started playing with this in my head after I sent you the joking list of songs last night for your new “Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers” album! I know it’s pretty strange! Comes from 27 years of being an alcohol and drug counselor. Now I have […]
Author Archives: Marc Gunn
Black Is the Color (of My Cat’s Fur)
“Black Is the Color (of My Cat’s Fur)” (parody “Black Is the Color”) by Marc Gunn, Bard 6/30/2004 Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers Black is the color of my cat’s fur. Her whiskers are like the finest myrrh She has the kindest eyes and the gentlest paws I love the […]
Lord of the Pounce (Lyrics, parody of Lord of the Dance)
“Lord of the Dance” lyrics by Marc Gunn, Bard 8/5/2004, music traditional Shaker hymn called “Simple Gifts” and parody of “Lord of the Dance” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers I pounced in the morning when the world was begun. I pounced on the moon and the stars all for fun. […]
The Demented Cat Game (Lyrics, parody of Patriot Game)
by Marc Gunn, Bard 8/5/2004 Parody of “Patriot Game” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers Come all ye young fellows and listen while I sing For the love of a kitty cat is terrible thing. He’ll banish your senses. You’ll be prisoner to his pain. And he’ll make you a part […]
I’ll Tell My Cat (Lyrics, parody of I’ll Tell My Ma)
by Marc Gunn, Bard 7/16/2004 parody of “I’ll Tell My Ma” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers I’ll tell my cat when I come home, “Leave the furniture alone.” She tore my sheets and shred my couch. I’m tired of coming home a grouch. –chorus– But she is loving. She is […]
Going to Hollywood for the Into the West LOTR Oscar Party!
What an amazing weekend! Now, where do I begin…? Hollywood was awesome! Ye know, I didn’t really expect to enjoy the city as much as I did. I had quite a very negative stereotypes towards the Los Angeles area, but now I see why people flock to that city and California in general. There’s definitely […]
The Bridge (Lyrics)
“The Bridge” Lyrics and music Marc Gunn, 2000 Performed by Marc Gunn From: The Bridge Was it something I said that made you angry with me, Made you dig a deep river to keep you from me? Oh, the water is rushing, come to sweep me away ‘Less I die of sorrow, I will cross it today. […]
Liquid Sunshine (Lyrics)
Lyrics and music by Marc Gunn Performed by Marc Gunn From: The Bridge A field of lavender I gaze With the wind and the morning haze The wind blows soft my hair With the fragrance of the morning air Gently I stroke your cheek A tender touch of electricity And the petals glow soft on your face […]
