Brobdingnagian Bards Podcast #73: Christmas Time in Texas

Did you hear about the arena Christmas concert the Brobdingnagian Bards did in Rome, Italy? Hear a track that “proves” its existence.

Christmas time in Texas is a very different experience from traditional motifs. Perhaps you too can relate to some of these things. We talk about the song from our Christmas EP.

It’s all on the Brobdingnagian Bards Podcast #73

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0:02 – NAGIANS ONLY: Live Brobdingnagian Bards Bootleg Concert in Rome, Italy!

13:59 – SONG: “Little Drummer Boy” from Christmas in Brobdingnag, Vol. 1

17:21 – NAGIANS ONLY: CLOSING REMARKS

20:05 – HOW LONG IS A BROBDINGNAGIAN MINUTE?

  • Today’s theme… What’s new?
  • Marc: Show at The Lost Druid.
  • Andrew: Louisiana Ren Faire review
  • What song would you like to hear us talk about?

22:41 – UPCOMING SHOWS

2023

23:14 – WHAT’S NEW?

36:26 – TODAY’S STORY: How do Bards Celebrate Christmas Time in Texas?

50:10 – SONG: “Christmas Time in Texas” from Christmas in Brobdingnag, Vol. 1

The Brobdingnagian Bards Podcast was produced by Marc Gunn and Andrew McKee. Sign up to our mailing list to download free MP3s and get monthly updates of what's new. Find it all at thebards.net

 

SONG LYRICS

Christmas Time in Texas

by Marc Gunn & Andrew McKee

 

There's no white Christmas day

less you drive a white Chevrolet

You won't hear sleigh bells ringing

less the Salvation Army is Santa-ing

In your…Christmas time in Texas.

 

And if you feel the holiday blues,

Go outside with no shoes

And when Santa Claus arrives,

He’ll be wearing SPF 45

In your…Christmas time in Texas.

 

O The sun is shining bright.

Don't expect snowflakes tonight.

And if you hear Kris Kringle outside

His sleigh won't get stuck,

He's flying in style In his monster truck

During Christmas time in Texas.

 

So don't bother with Christmas lights.

Buy your cold winter clothing half-price.

Then the presents beneath your tree,

Will all smell just like mesquite.

In your… Christmas time in Texas.

 

O The sun is shining bright.

Don't expect snowflakes tonight.

Santa, won’t come down your chimney

That’s not what their for,

In Texas we're friendly. He'll use the front door.

During Christmas time in Texas.

 

Christmas morning, you will hope

In your stocking, there's a new rope

Forget eggnog. Drink lite beer

As you wrastle your new steer

In your…Christmas time in Texas.

 

O The sun is shining bright.

Don't expect snowflakes tonight.

And if you hear in your chimney,

A man that is stuck.

Load up your shotgun. This stranger is Fu… in trouble.

During Christmas time in Texas.