A Well- Dressed Hobbit (Hobbit Lyrics)

A Well- Dressed Hobbit (Hobbit Lyrics)

“A Well- Dressed Hobbit” Hobbit lyrics by Rie Sheridan Rose, music by Marc Gunn Performed by Marc GunnFrom CD: Don’t Go Drinking With Hobbits  A well-dressed hobbit braids his toes because it is the fashion oh! A well-dressed hobbit braids his toes to go down to the pub, y’know. And then he puts on his best trews because […]

Browncoats Keep Flyin’ (Firefly Lyrics)

Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs “Browncoats Keep Flyin’” lyrics by Rie Sheridan Rose, music by Marc Gunn * Freedom’s a spark in the heart of the Black and the Browncoats are aimin’ to take our ‘Verse back Serenity Valley broke many a man but the Browncoats keep flyin’ as best as […]

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (Lyrics)

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (Lyrics)

“Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster” lyrics by Matt Hughes, Floyd Brigdon, and Marc Gunn, music by Marc Gunn Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster It’s the drink I never could master It’s like having your brains smashed out by a lemon, Wrapped ’round a gold brick The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster Just […]

Doctor of Gallifrey (Lyrics)

Doctor of Gallifrey (Lyrics)

“Doctor of Gallifrey” lyrics by Tom Rockwell aka Devo Spice, music “Donald McGillavry ” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs Doctor went back in time, confident and clever Doctor went where he planned, well hardly ever Doctor goes off with his new gal today Strictly platonic, Doctor of Gallifrey Face all the dangers, Doctor of […]

Bring Me Home, Boys (Lyrics)

“Bring Me Home, Boys” Lyrics and music Marc Gunn, additional verse James Hazelrig Performed by Bedlam Bards & Marc Gunn From CD: Firefly Drinking  Songs and Sci Fi Drinking Songs Bring me home, boys, bring me home. Bring me home, boys, bring me home. Go and tell my momma I died a man. And when my […]

Those Characters Died (Lyrics)

“Those Characters Died” lyrics by Marc Gunn D&D parody of “People Who Died” by Jim Carroll Performed by Marc GunnFrom CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs Rat robbed a dragon level 32 beware, Little did he know it was Tiamat’s lair Runt went to Tiamat to seek is revenge, His hairy halfling toes were completely singed Dag was […]

Reavers, Malcolm, Reavers (Lyrics)

lyrics by Jared Billeaud and Marc Gunn, music traditional, parody of “Leave Her, Johnny, Leave Her” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Sci Fi Drinking Songs I thought I heard Jayne Cobb say Reavers Malcolm, Reavers We’ve got to get going ‘fore they come our way And we’re running from the Reavers * Reavers, Malcolm, Reavers Oh Reavers Malcolm […]