Yes, I am a psycho fan for Red Dwarf. And Cafepress is too cool a website online for making your favorite Red Dwarf fan T-shirt come true.

Buy your own Give Quiche A Chance T-Shirt!

If you're not familiar with Red Dwarf, the slogan comes from Season 3, Episode 3 of Red Dwarf in a show called “Polymorph”. This is one of my all-time favorite episodes. In it, a creature gets on board Red Dwarf that can polymorph into any creature. It's ultimate goal is to suck out the emotions of the creatures it meets. The creature steals Lister's fear, Kryten's guilt, Cat's vanity, and Rimmer loses his anger.

The result? Rimmer is wearing a T-Shirt that reads “Give Quiche A Chance” and is talking about starting a flyer campaign against the creature.

Rimmer: Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is “What are we going to call ourselves?” erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between `The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is `The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that — the abbreviation is `CLITORIS'.

Oh HEY! If you do love Red Dwarf, also check out my Red Dwarf song called “The Mining Ship the Red Dwarf” which will be available on my Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers CD in October.