“Kilted for Her Pleasure” lyrics and music Marc Gunn

Performed by Marc Gunn
from Kilted For Her Pleasure

I am young Scotsman from Am-er-i-ca
The kilt is my pleasure it's true
You can call it a skirt, but your lady will flirt
If she has a chance she'll leave you.

* I'm kilted [kilted], kilted [kilted]
With the mystery of what's under there
I'm kilted [kilted], kilted [kilted]
Kilt inspectors will beg, to know my third leg
Is free as the fresh morning air

I have no red hair, but my skin is quite fair
But it does nothing to show off my pride
But my Scottish family tree, I wear on me
And it makes the ladies giggle and sigh

I feel like a man both noble and strong
When I dance my kilt swishes in time.
But I must confess, it's for the ladies I dress
And undress too. Is that a crime?

So don your kilt my good Scottish friends
And let your flag blow and unwind
If they ask what's beneath, your kilted sheath
Tell them it's lipstick they'll find.

Chords: Key D

[D D D A7]

[D]I am young Scotsman from Am-er-i-ca
The kilt is my pleasure it's [A]true
You can call it a skirt, but your [A7]lady will flirt
If [G]she has a [A]chance she'll leave [D]you. [A7]

[D]I'm kilted {kilted}, kilted {kilted}
With the [Fm]mystery of [Bm]what's under [A]there
I'm [D]kilted {kilted}, kilted {kilted}
Kilt [G]inspectors will beg, to [D]know my third leg
Is [A]free as the fresh morning [D]air

Background

I wrote this song for my Celtic comedy CD, Kilted For Her Pleasure. The song expresses why I love wearing my kilt. I wear it because it is part of my Scottish heritage. I wear it because I like the look. But I also wear it because I like the way people look at me.

Kilted For Her Pleasure Videos

from Kilted For Her Pleasure CD

from live performance at Dragon Con 2011

from a St Patrick's Day Music Coffee with The Celtfather show 2020