“What Shall We Do With A Catnipped Kitty” lyrics by Marc Gunn, parody of “What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor”, June 2006.

Performed by Marc Gunn
From CD: Whiskers in the Jar

What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
Ear-laye in the morning

Meow meow. Away he pounces.
Meow meow. Away he pounces.
Meow meow. Away he pounces.
Ear-laye in the morning

Put him in his cat bed till he’s sober…

Put him back again when he jumps out…

Blow some bubbles and watch him chase them…

Touch him on the back and watch him jump high…

Pry him off your bleeding shoulders…

Put him in the bed of your sleeping father…

You should’ve seen your sleeping father…

He screamed like your little sister…

(Your) dad jumped up on top of the bed post…

That's what you do with a catnipped kitty…

Chords Key Am

[Am]What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
[G]What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
[Am]What shall we do with a catnipped kitty
[Am]Ear-[G]laye [Am]in [G]the [Am]morning

Background

In my continuing effort to create an all new and exciting follow up to my Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers CD, I wrote this songs about kitties who eat too much catnip.

You can listen and enjoy more cat songs on Spotify.

Catnipped Kitty Videos

from Whiskers in the Jar CD

from Purgatorre performance

from Birmingham home living room

from Coffee Cat Show