Monahan's Mudder's Milk® was first brewed in Canton on Higgin's Moon by Abhain Monahan almost as soon as the moon was colonized. Some say that the reason it tastes so pure, and unlike any other lesser forms of mudder's milk, is that Monahan's is distilled through the original Robot Terraformers used to create Higgin's Moon. The Terraformer was filled with all sorts of impurities after the arduous process of turning a dead rock into a living moon. Those impurities, when filtered and aged in casks, creates the succulent and strong drink that all other mudder's milks strive to be.

This year, we are proud to announce reproductions of our most-popular t-shirt design from the Unification War. Ten thousand shirts with this design were printed at the outset of the war and given to our fine Independent soldiers for gratis. Monahan's Brewers continue to believe that the Independent's may have lost the war, but it was the right decision to fight. That's why we changed our famous Monahan's logo to read “Enjoy Freedom? Thank a Browncoat!”

With the recent weakening of Parliament, we can once again add this proud slogan to our shirts and share them with you. Visit us on the Cortex.

Order your Monahan's Mudder's Milk t-shirt before the Alliance closes up the shop!

Walk into any pub on Higgin’s Moon and you’re sure to see one of the poster for the most-famous of all mudder’s milks–Monahan’s Mudder’s Milk. The drink that launched a thousand imitations has released their famous logo now on a t-shirt. This beautiful black t-shirt with the Monahan’s label features the logo that became famous during the Unification War in the Verse–”Enjoy Freedom? Thank a Browncoat”.

Monahan’s makes you strong.
Monahan’s. It’s a clean start to a dirty day.
Monahan’s Mudder’s Milk. It’s shiny!

Even the foreman will agree
Monahan’s is good for you
Try some today and see
What one or four can do