The Mining Ship the Red Dwarf (Lyrics, parody of The Bonnie Ship the Diamond)

by Marc Gunn, February 23, 2005 It’s taken me over a year “research” this song (boy, if research were like this in college…). At long, I finish it. The song is a parody of the Scottish song, “The Bonnie Ship the Diamond.” It tells the story of the “coolest” character on the British TV show […]

Black Is the Color (of My Cat’s Fur)

Black Is the Color (of My Cat’s Fur)

“Black Is the Color (of My Cat’s Fur)” (parody “Black Is the Color”) by Marc Gunn, Bard 6/30/2004 Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers Black is the color of my cat’s fur. Her whiskers are like the finest myrrh She has the kindest eyes and the gentlest paws I love the […]

Lord of the Pounce (Lyrics, parody of Lord of the Dance)

Lord of the Pounce (Lyrics, parody of Lord of the Dance)

“Lord of the Dance” lyrics by Marc Gunn, Bard 8/5/2004, music traditional Shaker hymn called “Simple Gifts” and parody of “Lord of the Dance” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers I pounced in the morning when the world was begun. I pounced on the moon and the stars all for fun. […]

The Demented Cat Game (Lyrics, parody of Patriot Game)

The Demented Cat Game (Lyrics, parody of Patriot Game)

by Marc Gunn, Bard 8/5/2004 Parody of “Patriot Game” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers Come all ye young fellows and listen while I sing For the love of a kitty cat is terrible thing. He’ll banish your senses. You’ll be prisoner to his pain. And he’ll make you a part […]

I’ll Tell My Cat (Lyrics, parody of I’ll Tell My Ma)

by Marc Gunn, Bard 7/16/2004 parody of “I’ll Tell My Ma” Performed by Marc Gunn From CD: Irish Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers I’ll tell my cat when I come home, “Leave the furniture alone.” She tore my sheets and shred my couch. I’m tired of coming home a grouch. –chorus– But she is loving. She is […]